Friends

Girlfriends are
much cheaper
than therapists
and a whole lot
more fun.
A girlfriend
knows your
deep dark
secrets, but likes
you anyway.
Girlfriends are
no farther away
than the phone,
even if it's 4 am
in the morning.
A good
girlfriend is hard
to find,
impossible to
replace and
never forgotten.
Thank you Rose for a wonderful Lunch!  Love you!

A friend is someone who will bail you out of jail.

 A best friend is the one sitting next to you saying "boy was that fun."